37 weeks!

Here is supposedly what my belly looks like at this point. I personally feel that it is a little off for my circumstances. For one, my belly measured 41 weeks this morning, and we all know that the baby has been measuring big, but hey--at least its a general idea!
I had my 37 week check this morning. The doctor said that I am probably measuring so big, because the baby "floats" up a little out of the pelvis at night. Ummmm....I don't think there is that much room in there to be doing swimming lessons! He also tried to minimize it by saying that it measures everything in my tummy, a full bladder, stool, or a big breakfast. He really didn't know what to think when I told him that I just peed in a cup for him, I don't need to do #2 and I haven't eaten anything yet today. Why can't they just admit that I slightly resemble a water buffalo? Is it really that hard to say, "yeah--you are HUGE!!"
So anyway, he did the whole check thing, and I am dilated to a 3 and 90% effaced. I am happy with that. I have had two fun-filled nights full of false labor. You know, contractions about 20 min. apart, wallering around in bed trying to not wake the hubby, peeing every 45 min., feeling like someone whacked you across the back with a baseball bat. Pure fun! So at least I know that all sleeplessness was productive somewhere in my body. By the way, I am grumpy when I don't get a full nights sleep---and emotional. Just about as bad as a schitsophrenic 15 year old teenage girl on hormones!
I know that I technically have 3 more weeks, but God-willing, lets all hope that he comes sooner! My doctor just told me to wait til either my water breaks, or I have contractions 5 min apart. Anyone up for a 4-wheeler ride this weekend?