Confessions of a Mommy

Mommy Confessions:

Taylor loves Mrs. Butterworths maple syrup and thinks that it is the only brand that should be purchased, I however, feel that it is too expensive. I must confess that I bought 1 Mrs. Butterworths about a year ago, and I continue to re-fill her with some cheapo brand that I got on a case lot sale. Taylor has no freaking idea!! But it keeps peace in my kitchen. (Taylor eat maple syrup on everything).

Last night I told Taylor that she couldn't brush Donkee (our dog) because there are little bugs all over the dog and I didn't want them to get all over her and get in her bed. In reality, I just wanted to get the job done cause the wind was blowing and it was late. I don't think Donkee has bugs.

Kissing boys really won't give you cooties, but that is such a better alternate that what Jared would do to the boy that decides to kiss Taylor. The cooties theory keeps boys alive a bit longer.

Taylor thought that my giant, pink box of girly products that I bought awhile back was actually a new pair of shoes--- I just played along. I confess, I didn't want to go into that conversation yet.

Brogan thinks that I am Wonder-Woman right now. Boy, do I have him fooled! Sad is the day that he finds out the truth.