Can I be a bear?

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life,

I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're

a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but

sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat

yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you are a girl bear, you birth your

children (who are the size of walnuts) while

you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,

cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you

mean business. You swat anyone who bothers

your cubs. If your cubs get out of line,

you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to

wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will

have hairly legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

Some of you may have already gotten the email with this, but I thought it was funny and it fits me to a T right now.